October 31

Halloween, aka national dick sucking day

“i’m going to the movies with emily later”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”

by dickbythedaily October 29, 2019

October 31

{hold} your friend/boyfriend/crush {hand}

Mya : I really wanna hold my crushes hand 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
Bestie: It’s October 31!Go for it

by Mya 🥵 October 29, 2019

October 31

national kick your tall friend day because you already know you can’t slap em

short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*

by soggybreadis.really.good October 29, 2019

OCTOBER 31

National Joe gets all the girls that go to samara day

Joe be pulling October 31

by Asian Joe the QT October 29, 2019

October 31

It is Halloween but still it is hit your smallest friend

in your group

ATENTION! All tall people hit your smallest friend enjoy

Get prepared small people

October 31 means get ready people

by Nacional days October 29, 2019

October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 29, 2019

October 31

Smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short

October 31
Short friend: You know what day it is?
Tall friend: please no
Short friend: pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019