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by wowwow yt November 17, 2021
Get the dream vs techno hoo wen wenr get 1000 pounds from the human atm mug.Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 9, 2010
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Get the T-1000 mug.When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
Get the Poo of 1000 wipes mug.The 1000s time period may refer to:
The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).
The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).
The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).
The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).
The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
The 1000s
by timebombing December 31, 2023
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by tl0001 December 7, 2022
Get the lose#1000 mug.Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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