Lax MAO

This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.

"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler

by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012

Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

mao

a random word you can write on your hand

"i was just writing something and it came out as mao

by someone random 12 June 11, 2023

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping

Xi Jinpings half brother

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023

by aRandomPZKWKVdude January 31, 2023

El mao

How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.

{Bloxxer155: "Bro got owned-"
badman441: "EL MAO"
jiddin: "el mao bro died💀"

by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021