red velcro

red pubic hair either from being a ginger or being on your period.

hey, tonya wanna see my red velcro? ;)

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Red XIII

A angsty talking cat-dog originating from the 1997 video game Final Fantasy 7 who has low self-esteem and daddy issues

It's still socially acceptable to like Red XIII because he was cool before furries ruined talking dogs.

by UnknownAutism September 12, 2019

Red Leader

Another name for EddsWorld character Tord cuz he is the leader of the Red Army, which is a made-up communist army.

Tom: Tord you bitch. Why tf didn't you tell me that you're Red Leader?!
Tord: *in a smexy Norwegian accent* Because I hate you, idiot.

by Wølf Boi the Commie September 8, 2019

red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma December 26, 2017

red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

red sunshine

Waking up in the morning and eating a girl out while on her period.

Man 1:"bro why is your face so red"
Man 2:"I woke up to a red sunshine this morning"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017