Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.

Shut up you pisswanking bastard.

by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025

Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard

Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.

by Max-501 December 24, 2025

Bastardized

To mess around or screw up.

I Bastardized a Ouji Board.

by Eggman26 January 2, 2026

Dennis Hastert The Bastard

The disgraced Republitard Speaker of the House who was convicted of felonies and served time in prison.

There goes Dennis Hastert The Bastard one of the most corrupt Republitards who was ever Speaker of the House of Representatives.

by LaughingAloud January 6, 2026

Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)

Bastard

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)

Bastard

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025