ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

dick head willy

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

by ayyydude May 30, 2018

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH September 30, 2017

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

butt plug willie

BUTT plug Willie , is a narcissist person.

BUTT plug Willie has a hard-on right now

by Captain butt Barber May 5, 2018