The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Coronaspiracy theory

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tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.

Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that

by elbenoloco May 10, 2021

Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory

The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory, shortened as PStAT or as PSAT, is a theory that holds that extraterrestrial life exists beyond spacetime, where majority of literally all intelligent extraterrestrial life forms evolved into beyond spacetime by spiritual and/or technological means. PSAT also believes that extraterrestrials often get contact with humans since they are beyond spacetime and they can control spacetime and know how to be beyond spacetime as well. PSAT also support that the Extraphysical Aliens Theory is the same as PSAT but focusing more on the spiritual and esoteric part. Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory also seeks on the development of post-spacetimeism in order to explore what's beyond spacetime and it supports that there are more things beyond spacetime we could imagine and we should look for it, since exploration of what's beyond spacetime is valid and should be encouraged and better developed.

"The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory is a good theory and it might be useful to understand how aliens are and what we should do for look for them."

by Full Monteirism May 28, 2021

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Game Theory

Game theory is something that people can use when in a competitive scenario during gameplay. It is also used during war, and business, because it solves problems based on psychology!

*Playing Among Us (a very famous game)*
"I have to use game theory during the game or I could lose!!" Said y/n.

by Lana a piranha? June 16, 2021