by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
Get the Christmas poorness mug.Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017
Get the christmas pregnant mug.A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
by TheSpleenlessPenis December 21, 2017
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Get the christmas chicken mug.On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
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Get the christmas treating mug.That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
I'm the Christmas guy
by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017
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