Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

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Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

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Spider Egg

A mythical creature that lurks and hunts his prey. It is extremely affective at scaring a creature named "Hendrix". It has 3 legs on the side with a yellow frame and a jagged red half. It is a limited Roblox UGC item.

"The Spider Egg surprised Hendrix again!"
"Him and his friends got a Spider Egg face painting on there face"

by Planet Benny May 24, 2025

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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

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