robert

the prettiest girl in the world <3

he's so pretty, his name must be robert!

by robertfan101 April 17, 2021

Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees

U know that wank stain jack Roberts

by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021

Robert

The boyfriend of Clay

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay

by John Carver .C April 25, 2021

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man

uuugh robert sucked my butt of me

by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021

Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.

Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself

by Nissieboy July 12, 2022