Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

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Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

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A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.

As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

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Midnight Snack Pack

The act of licking peanut butter off ones genitals late at night. When used during the day this act is referred to as just a Snack Pack

Sorry I slept in I was with my girl lastnight and was craving a Midnight Snack Pack. I was up for hours!

by Vanessa Starr August 11, 2010

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Wack Pack

A firefighting tool, consisting of a flashlight, a spring loaded window punch, door stops, utility knife, and sometimes rope, seccured to the helmet using a large thick rubber band.

I think the band from my wack pack is melting.

by Imawinneryo October 24, 2009

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