National coochie day

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.

Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!

by coolepicchild December 27, 2020

national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.

"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"

by blinmachine February 10, 2021

National BB day

National Bizarre Battlegrounds day
February 17th

Friend: Ayo what day is it today?
Me: Its national bb day

Friend: YOOOOOOOOOOOO

by BearZoneMamaAli February 17, 2021

National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021

national knox day

It's my national day where people actually become my friends and are nice to me

stranger :"Hey Knox happy national Knox day can we be friends")Knox: " No. "

by Kn0x March 9, 2021

National hug day

17th of march hug your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush

National hug day

by skskskkskskksk March 16, 2021

National Taco Thursday

On the third Thursday of every March, it is National Taco Thursday and you literally have to eat tacos or a clown will come to your bed and eat your face off while you are sleeping.

Hey bro it's National Taco Thursday. We better go eat some tacos today.

by Very hot man and also sexy March 18, 2021