math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish

inspired by something

english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k

by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023

Mathing

The action of doing math, typically used when joking

“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”

by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

math

very fun thing to do in your spare time

you will never have fun unless you do math problems

if you dont challenge your brain to do work like this, don't expect to party hared

math is fun

more fun that my boyfriend

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Math

Math is something you learn in school to help you solve everyday things. Example" if you're at the store then you want to figure out how much money to pay for the item".

Mom i'm learning "math" at school

by Emmy🧋🍓 April 18, 2023

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.

I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.

by GEO2009 May 12, 2023

Math

Not as the easiest thing to do in school. For me it's like kind of easy it starts to be easy and then gets hard.

Me: *Parents make me studies*
Teacher: Guess what?
Classmate Girly1: A math game please be a fricking math game
Classmate Boy1: I wonder if its a math test.
Me: djsdhadhoai sfshhdfshdfkajsdf ahhahaahahahahaha bet not a test i swaeraererrr
Teacher: Its a test
Me: naodnaondonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"During Test"
Me : * Finishes after 10 mins*

Class: >cO

Me: What I'm forced to study

Everyone: *Wishes they did that* 0o0

by anonymous December 2, 2022