Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

Jane jones Jenkins

The best old tiktoker known ever she loves her hubby Dicky and they make such a great couple!!!

Jane Jones Jenkins loves her husband Dicky!

by Clyx December 19, 2023

Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son

"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"

by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023

Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.

Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!

by abyssalllll April 15, 2023

Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023