French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023

Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.

After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.

by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

fried chicken chat

when a group chat is inactive or barely active for a long period of time, meaning the chat is dead as fuckin fried chicken.

"hey man, why'd you leave my discord server?"
"nobody says anything in there anymore, it's been a fried chicken chat ever since your brother kept spamming goatse..."

by ice bone boy April 12, 2025

Watermelon, fried chicken, and kool aid!

The types of food that big black muscular guys will eat (ramazani)

give me the ramazani meal ( watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool aid!

by Idonotliketacos May 15, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025