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First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin
Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.
by pussack August 6, 2018
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First Triangle

The President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and the Speaker of the House forming a very odd triangle during the State of the Union Address!
This year, 2019, you and I may not be able to see the First Triangle in action given the fact that this year's State of the Union Address may be cancelled!
by Paperboy Chris January 18, 2019
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firsted

When you're typing fast and make a new word up.
"I firsted join Ordo Rhodos"
by SlavaPaco February 9, 2019
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First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude
Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*
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First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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