Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

Muckly Duck

Something that is thrown together, incomplete or hazardous operations. Something that looks like crap when completed.

Muckly duck is when holiday lights that don't match are lite for all to see. It's when people that sag, bag and drag. It's a staff meeting with no direction or a committee without a chair person. Females that dress skanky.

by Patty Cakes December 17, 2012

duck slide

The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k

She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.

by Xeus September 18, 2013

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

stacking ducks

working hard and gettin' paid. ducks = $$$ skrilla

Kayce: "What you doing today Patrick?"

Patrick: "Stacking ducks doggie."

by k-juicy August 24, 2011

Duck Daisy

This term is often used to describe a group of people who are stupid but always think they are very smart.
*****NOT A PERSONAL NAME!!!!!*****
It is a noun

oh,you are toooooooo foolish , like a Duck Daisy!
hey,Chen Q,do you know you are a fool? You really like a Duck Daisy!!!

by Bingkler December 30, 2022

Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.

Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!

by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023