Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Big Corn Surprise

Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

Shit Covered Corn

When pp smelly and weird looking.

Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.

by Jimbo Shit Covered September 13, 2023

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

DJ Corn Cap

Lady DJ known for the large corns on her toes. DJ Corn Cap in da house. Produced by Feral DJs. Often found causing rave toe at Carousel. Visit www.djcorncap.com for merch and tour dates.

Boy: yo who’s that DJ slinging mad beats right now?
Girl: that’s DJ Corn Cap my G
Boy: BALACLAVA MASSIVE!!!
Girl: Hard!!!

by DJ Acid Piss October 28, 2019

Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.

Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!

by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020

Candy Corn Cock

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.

She didn't like his candy corn cock.

by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020