turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

hub bump

When your at work and give the girl upfront a good old hip grabbing meat slap before you leave for the day

George just gave cyn a hub bump while hr was watching

by Xj9633 February 13, 2021

bump truck

A pickup truck with insane audio capabilities; often associated with never too many subwoofers that "bump" the truck and cars around them.

Damn, not only does she got dumps like a truck, but she drives a bump truck too!

by Alphalpha Chadinator February 14, 2021

Bumped

A single word used as if someone had took or stole something from you and it obvious that it was going to happen

Yo josh you just got bumped for that last football game it was rubbish

by Triggz February 16, 2021

blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021