divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

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your mother

your mother is a whale

by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022

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whale steak

Dogpiling a player in a game (usually a card or board game), not because it would be helpful, but because it would be funny.

"Mike is one victory point away from winning. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

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Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning

"You've left whale juice everywhere!"

by 7y6i376 January 2, 2023

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A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

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