poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure

2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"

by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017

poo-whacker

This derives from one sourse that being the UK, Poo-whacker is somebody that is a shit-bag, coward, pussy, flapper or afraid of his/her own shadow.

"That blokes just got bitch slapped by a faggot and started crying, what a POO-WHACKER!!!!!"

by Poo-whcker hater!!! July 4, 2012

Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.

weadle poo is wesley hill

by jlang5786 December 1, 2011

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 2, 2012

booty-poo

The excrement of a female in possession of a ghetto booty.

That whore got her sweet, sweet booty-poo all mah dick!

by OddMcGovern October 27, 2011

Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 December 8, 2011