by Construction workers May 1, 2020
Get the Splash Mountain mug.The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
Get the Mountain Men mug.Lotta’s mountain is a beautiful mountain the prettiest you’ll ever see but you shall not enter it, if you do you’ll most likely regret your decision😌😌
by Mountain132 July 22, 2020
Get the Lotta’s mountain mug.by Nashua_Kehd August 8, 2020
Get the White Mountain mug.A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain
Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.
by Galethedirty May 31, 2020
Get the Poo mountain mug.Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.
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