my left

my left, so your right, so if you said my left it is their right but if they say my left, then it is your right

"its on my left"
*goes on his own left*
"i said my left you piece of shit"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

slim left

Nick name I created for the left teste.

Whatever man, you can lick my slim left!

by Hurode January 2, 2003

Slim Left

A personal reference to the left testi, usually spoken with a sense of pride and ownership.

"Dude, lick my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."

by OrbiTaL January 15, 2003

Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.

Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”

by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Left turn

Things never go as planned

Last night the party took a left turn lad.

by Emlyn wynne January 24, 2021

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021