Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan

Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy

Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah

Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people

by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020

Jordan flynn

A jordan flynn is the sexiest man alive which a huge cock

I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum

by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020

teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.

He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.

It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.

Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.

Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.

by Dearpdj March 12, 2020