SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Acute Disease

1) These last for short period of time .
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.

Examples of acute diseases :- Cold, cough, typhoid, chloera etc.

by Have a nice day ! November 24, 2021

‘That Guy’ Disease

When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.

I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.

by VanillN May 30, 2023

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

Sudden Death Disease

Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.

Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.

by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023