Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon (German)

A very toxic gamer and very strong lol
Best quote "Damn right you won't"

Brandon (German) is annoying

by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

Brandon olivos

This is an example of a trash kid at 2k iMessage games and etc

Yo Brandon olivos is so trash and EVERYTHING‼️

by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019

Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019

Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals

My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism

by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019

Brandon

He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.

Gaby-“I’m so lucky I’m dating Brandon!”
Itzel-“true you guys make a cute couple.”

by Gaby his gf April 5, 2019