Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.

Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.

“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused”

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”

by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

To brain someone

To hit someone in the head

I’m going to brain someone!

by Spoon :) September 30, 2020

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity

by kaheehee October 5, 2020

China brain

A person that is usually by some way chinese, that has a very high intellect. It has probably a higher IQ than a Big brain 10x.
This word is used when a chinese kid is smart for a chinese kid, because everyone know asian kids are automatically Big brain

Person number 1: Wow, how did Tobias get it all right?

Person number 2: Because he is China brain, bro.

by TOOOOB69 October 19, 2020