Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

Beaver Boxing

The feminine act of pleasuring ones self, similar to “Cranking Hog”.

He finished in three seconds, the beaver boxing shall commence.

by Key of life March 16, 2025

Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

Beaver

Beaver is a good and loyal friend. He is kind. Asks how his friend are and comforts them if they are sad. He rather wants others opinion on something than his. If you’re friends with him, keep him. You’ll never know if your friendship can last a lifetime! And also, he’s single can be a really good boyfriend if you what I’m saying 😉

Boy 1: Are you friends with Beaver?
Boy 2: Yup! He’s good. Wanna meet him?

by beber November 23, 2021

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

beaver pelt soup

Vaginal secretions of various sorts.

Let's have a big bowl of beaver pelt soup

by namvet1968 May 22, 2023

Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023