The Tenlee Theory

The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.

“That guy has a thick neck” “yk what that means……the tenlee theory”

by 62771818884 April 11, 2022

Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature

Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021

The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Ceren Theory

when you can’t decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! 😫 examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.

or you just like using this 😏 emoji.

god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏

The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022