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Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022
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monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
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morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
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Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Morning Wood

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
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