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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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Rocky mountain Tumbler

Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.
Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.
by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017
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Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
by perphurdle January 13, 2017
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Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress
*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
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Mountain Scooting

Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails
Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking
by mry7 November 30, 2020
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Frosted mountain top

When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.
“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top
by Wild W January 11, 2021
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Mountain Scriking

When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.
Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.
by Jbleasey January 21, 2021
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