March 16

the day most of us went into quarantine

Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16

by Short Chick Big Heart March 17, 2021

March 19

National send your BF a booty pic!

Hey babe, it’s March 19th, send me a booty pic.

by hugedickcum March 19, 2021

March 13

If you have a Secret Admirer And They Ask you out Today You Have To Reject Them

rejection march 13

by SblockLOL March 25, 2021

March 30

It is the day of the segggciesd beast ever known to date

Hey in born on March 30

Wow ur a silly goose

by Vaaaaiznotcool April 15, 2021

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

March 30

National send a tit pic

It’s March 30 gotta tell my

by Youknowhoe March 28, 2023

March 17

Give a hug to Emily DeBello!
-whether you’re her friend or you see her occasionally in the hallway

You don’t need to call out her name Emily DeBello loves surprises on her birthday, March 17th

by Short stack February 15, 2020