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britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.
by Kc uh January 2, 2017
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Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
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Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
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Madame Johnson

One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
by ThatCriminalMastermind August 20, 2012
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johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
by biebercakes August 23, 2011
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