Jacob Mathew Knox

A ugly no life fat hairy cunt faced gentle bad lover who hates him self and has no respect for anyone or even him self he is also a fat shy wombat he also loves to rage at his vagina and loves anal and he is in Simons pants

Hey Jacob

Hey Simon

Your a fat hairy shy wombat

:'(

Jacob Mathew Knox

by I'm am nobody November 17, 2012

Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow

by William717 April 8, 2009

Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself

"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021

serenity+jacob=<3

Short love with nothing happening

That looks like a serenity+jacob=<3 relationship

by you.dont.know.me.1.2.3 September 12, 2016

JAcoB

Jacob is a huge faggot who is in loveeee with ethan harris who also is a faggottttt

dude jacob is dating ethan. what a fag.

by ILOVEMEAT24NITEYYEET April 12, 2019

Jacob sartorius

A simple definition PERFECTION

Per-fect-ion

Or even

My husben

Hus-ben

Jacob sartorius is my everything

by Alicia sartorius January 30, 2017

Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him

Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.

by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018