Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Dylan

A stupid cheating bastard with a big dick. Will show you love but eventually cheat on you. A Dylan will love you but still treat you like shit. Yall bitches who fell in love with a Dylan,, yktv smh.

Girl: “i love you”
Dylan: “love ya too but I’m cheating on you”

by BDA~big dick Ali October 2, 2018

Dylan

A guy everyone likes.Every girl would be lucky to have him.He can be shy at first but once you get used to him he’s really nice.When you say he’s wrong his voice gets high.He has brown hair (everyone likes touching his hair). He is the fastest kid you will ever meet.He plays sports such as soccer and basketball.He May be short , but there will be at least one girl that will be shorter.He has really good ideas when it comes to dieing.He May have divorced parents but he doesn’t show his sadness.He is eager to get an A in all of his classes and he has a crush one one girl out of the whole school.Everyone Wounders who it is.He always has that one wild friend.Little did everyone know Dylan is ....GAY!

Example - “How is Dylan so fast?”

by Shush tee October 2, 2018

Dylan

He is sometimes cool otherwise he needs all the help you have

Dylan is a twat

by I AM DEFINITELY NOT HERE March 21, 2018

Dylan Winstead

That well known butler THOT

hey did you hear what Dylan Winstead did with jhon doe?

by AG HOE TELLER May 14, 2018

dylan

dylan is the most beautiful girl in the enitre world. she is kind of a lead on to all guys but sometimes she doesn't mean to be. she's hard to get but if you're the one she wants you're a LUCKY guy. her smile can make the world stop spinning and she always tries to do what's best. she's usually liked by everyone except for people with jealousy!

you look good today, like dylan good!

by Alana Reyes May 16, 2018

Dylan

A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.

Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*

by xXKVNXx May 17, 2018