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by Dr butterfield February 15, 2018
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I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
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John: bro that dude is dr. doofensmirch the 8th. Second Man: John, This Is Why We Don't Invite You To Parties.
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Joe: "why is there a floating cape moving? Is it a ghost?
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
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Get the Dr Ryan321 mug.A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.
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