Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 20, 2021

cheesy peanut

Cheesy peanut is a peanut who is very 'cheesy'.
A peanut made of cheese.

cheesy peanut is also known as deez nuts as
cheesy peanut→cheesy nut→cheese nuts→cheez nuts→deez nuts.

You can call your friend as a cheesy peanut to annoy them

You're such a cheesy peanut

by bleudawgwoof January 30, 2022

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 2, 2022

Peanut Butter Mouth

When your mouth is full of peanut butter.

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"

by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022

Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.

You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.

by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021