Kentucky Fried Cuck

The Kentucky Fried Cuck (KFC) is when you get a bucket of chicken from KFC, sit in the corner of a room eating said chicken whilst simultaneously watching someone make love to your partner.

Person 1: “What are you doing tonight?”
Person 2: “I’m doing the Kentucky Fried Cuck.”

by Guc1er November 29, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025

felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.

“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

potato fries with sweet and spicy sauce

yummy fries with yummy sauce, try it

"Can I have some potato fries with sweet and spicy sauce please?"

by food and definitions March 10, 2025

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024