Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025

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evan risto is a w ahh kniga

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Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

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First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like

A ghost a legend the prodigy.

I heard Evan Major Jackson is that Nigga round these parts!

by Emj November 23, 2021

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Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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