Skip to main content

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.
The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments
by T.S.G May 9, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grass mug.

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
mugGet the Touch a stiffy mug.

The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.
Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?
by B❤️ January 13, 2020
mugGet the The last touch mug.

Touched It Down

He touched it down!
by Utmostly January 19, 2020
mugGet the Touched It Down mug.

Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.
Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!
by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020
mugGet the Schroedl Touch mug.

Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
mugGet the Sphincter touch mug.

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
mugGet the Touching Felt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email