Pri-or-titties

These things are obviously more important than others. Some of these are too big to ignore, while you can act as if others dont exist.

Get your pri-or-titties in order.

by Stay Realist March 2, 2021

titty toppy

when a big titty girl gives you a mix of sloppy toppy and a tittyfuck.

today is my birthday so my girlfriend promised me some titty toppy tonight.

by anonymous-2098474823 April 4, 2021

Bitch Titties

When your enemy has evil friends that come for you instead of themselves

My bitch ex just sent her bitch titties after me

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 9, 2021

titty pillow

When you use your girlfriends titties as a pillow to sleep on.
They're way better than your normal pillows, but as a trade off she will say that they get sore after a while, so she'll likely tell you to move off.

"I used my girls titties as a pillow last night, they felt so good to lay on but after a while she told me they starting to get sore so I had to move off. "
"Titty pillow. Nice."

by RED4ACTED April 14, 2021

Titty Fart

When in missionary postion (or another where both partners meet at the chest) and a farting sound is made from compressed air between the chests of each.

"Dang it another titty fart, we should probably move"

"put your hand on your chest so we can avoid titty farting again."

by Duck Lordess May 9, 2021

Spatula Titties

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.

Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.

by ALG96 November 7, 2012

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012