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Melv-12

Usually a full-grown woman who looks like a twelve year-old boy. Their name almost always ends up being Randi Richards. Shits themselves at parties, and shoves random objects up her twat. Especially glass bottles. Melv-12's have rotten meth-mouth, and one tooth that is black and jagged that's hanging on for dear life. These kind of wanna-be mexi's are usually born in March. Watch out for these nasty ass idiots.
Why is Melv-12's boyfriend/roommate seeing other women? Like how does Melv-12 not know or ask him questions about where he is at?
Oh! That's simple! Because Melv-12 is a f**king idiot! Dumber than a sack of dildoes!
by UHOHH April 23, 2023
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May 12

Why did you call in sick? You're perfectly fine!
It's may 12. I'm new game-sick
by Tactical Boneman April 27, 2023
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12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34
by GiantVixen April 27, 2023
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12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 15, 2023
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jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day
Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.
by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023
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August 12

August 12 is Post a friend who you know is a big man hoe.
Today is August 12 stop being man hoes guys 😹.
by CaribbeanGyalis2.0 August 1, 2023
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Pac-12

The Pac-12 is fucked.
by Average Trombonist August 4, 2023
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