Too far

John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.

“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”

by David VIII March 1, 2023

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

Too Shy

Tongue-tied or short of breath, don't even try

Try a little harder
Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong
Ooh, baby, try
Hey girl
Move a little closer
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
Modern medicine falls short of your complaint
Ooh, try a little harder
You're moving in circles, won't you dilate?
Ooh, baby try
Hey girl
Move a little closer

‘Cause You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.

Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.

by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

Too much sauce on the chips

Too much weed in the zute

I can’t smoke that there too much sauce on the chips

by How about it July 4, 2024

Not Too Terribly Long

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long

"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.

by FSG TRP. No.#46231 July 4, 2024