the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't

jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory

by jet lol May 30, 2022

Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

The Tenlee Theory

The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.

“That guy has a thick neck” “yk what that means……the tenlee theory”

by 62771818884 April 11, 2022

Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature

Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021

The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022