Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023

Robert

Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock

by Niggly Wiggly00001 April 8, 2023

Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023

Robert

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.

Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”

by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023