purple nibler

Nasty sideways Vagina

Joy shows Ed her purple nibler

by Bigsmeg June 12, 2016

purple gorillas

A mans “things”

Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

purple hell

Defines a place, almost always an undesirable one.

When in the purple hell did you find that dress.

by ahha22 April 9, 2012

purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

Purple VK

A term used for Oral behind the bar, bj or the equivalent.

“She was so horny she gave me a purple vk”

“Don’t suppose I could have one of those purple vks you have in the back ;)”

by Choplord October 17, 2021

purple suit

some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.

“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”

by laqueeshajoe999 January 20, 2021

Purple Flurp

Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole

I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week

by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 19, 2021