national sydney day

the funniest, scariest, bitch you’ll ever meet.

it’s national sydney day let’s hope she not in a mood

by hahaurmomahoe October 16, 2019

National 🤡 Day

This day is on October 23, upon this day you can clown anyone you see and just straight up piss on them. Because they themselves are 🤡.

Yo, did you hear that it's National 🤡 Day?
Bro that's crazy I didn't know National 🤡 Day existed.
Ikr bro did you hear omagah is a 🤡?
Oh yeah, of course, yes, indeed, I completely agree, yes once again, yes I know that omagah is a 🤡

by Oriating October 23, 2019

National Fight Day

October 25th is National Fight Day, feel free to get into fights with anyone you want.

Yoo bro its National Fight Day you know what that means

by Ommssucks2k19 October 24, 2019

National Nerds Day

National Nerds Day is November 1st, and you throw Nerds at someone.

Karen: *throws nerds at her son*
Her son: “mom why are you throwing Nerds at me?”
Karen: “It’s National Nerds Day”

by iipanchan November 1, 2019

National Burning Day

November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.

Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!

by Anonymous12582 November 4, 2019

national mommy day

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.

boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh

by swagmfff October 10, 2021

National Negatus Day

National Nagatus Day is a national holiday where you have to dress in all black and be absolutely down bad for Vise Elder Vex while simultaneously being bad at your job

Or

A day for appreciating the traumatised, evil trans guys out there

Person A: What are you going for National Negatus Day

Person: can’t decide between being down bad or making an appreciation post for the traumatised evil trans guys out there!

by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 14, 2021