My birth

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

by Why did Amanda leave me November 11, 2019

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

MY LIFE

i am dead inside we were all meant to die anyways there is no reason in livin anymore

i wanna die phil i hate MY LIFE

by AwsomeBDD February 23, 2018

it’s my fault

You are making it seem like you think it’s your fault, but really it’s their’s.

I’m sorry, it’s my fault I’m super confused.

by PlushGiraffe May 5, 2018

My Way

Or The Highway

"My Way Or The Highway"
- Unknown

by Master Of Nations September 24, 2020

To My Head

To consume a measure of an intoxicating drug all by oneself.

I smoked a bowl to my head. I took the bottle to my head.

by XAQARIA March 26, 2011

My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022