Lake

An idiot. Clueless, out of touch chav with no redeeming features.

''That Dave thinks he's cool - everyone I know thinks he's a f@qqing lake!''
''He fancies Sandra but she says he's a bit of a lake!''

by anonymous June 27, 2021

lake shit

when the weather is 80° and not a cloud in sight it’s the perfect day for lake shit

dude it’s the perfect day for some lake shit

by ainslap July 1, 2021

Lake Villa

A small town where there’s nothing to do so everyone results to crimes

Lake villa a shitty town where everyone does drugs

by Javiharlo1842 January 13, 2026

Lake Louise

place. Natural gem containing unfathomable volume of fresh pure water nestled in the Canadian mountains far far away from the grasp of any deranged foreign politicians. A lack of corroding exposed pipes. a dearth of hydroelectric facilities and an abundance of pristine views and critters sets it apart from lakes in parts of the world where money and “progress” rule.

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I see here the president is threatening to exercise his divine right to steal all the water from Lake Louise. Quite the hoser, eh?

Well maybe we could just bottle up some tap water in a few old two by fours of stubbies and send em down, eh?

by gnostic3 January 15, 2026

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026