Santa's bells

When a guy anal fucks a chick in a Santa costume.

For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.

by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009

Knackard Bell

Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.

Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.

Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...

by P901 October 24, 2010

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 18, 2006

The Flying Bell Pig

When a man gets head and nuts on a towel, then throws that towel onto the face of another person in the room or the one perfoming felatio.

Chris gave The Flying Bell Pig to Frank who was asleep on the couch.

by Boogs September 17, 2008

bell brain

brain - means the head of the penis because it is suppose to look like a brain

it links into bell end ,bell head

"shut up you bell brain"

by <Jamie> February 26, 2008

Tangent bell

A notional bell that is rung when a discussion has deviated from the intended point, or any useful tributary.

"Alrighty, I'm ringing the Tangent Bell, Heath Ledger's untimely demise has almost no relevance your annual performance review."

by Trish Via Steve August 22, 2008